1. “I have a three-year-old daughter who basically looks like me if I was a white person.”

2. “I have a degree in classical music (I attended a conservatory called Westminster Choir College in Princeton, NJ), but never pursued work in the field.”

3. “I sang in a professional children’s choir from fourth to 12th grade and travelled all over North America, Germany and Austria with them.”

4. “I’m severely left handed. My right hand is pretty useless except for cutting with scissors and drinking. I’m an ambidextrous drinker.”

5. “I was married, many moons ago. Let’s not talk about it. Why did I even bring this up?”

6. “I have a 5lb female Chihuahua named Bob Barker. And yes, she’s spayed.”

7. “I play the guitar (left-handed, like Paul McCartney and Jimi Hendrix, only not as well as Paul McCartney or Jimi Hendrix) and piano, but I was a voice principal in college.”

8. “I’m a really good baker! Pies, cakes, cookies... anything! Banana bread is a specialty and I make my daughter’s birthday cakes from scratch every year.”

9. “I can juggle almost any three lightweight items I can lift with one hand.”

10. “I really want to learn to crochet. I love jigsaw and crossword puzzles and I’m always cold. I’m such an undercover old lady.”

Catch Amy Anderson at Champs on Thu 9, and at TakeOut Comedy Club on Fri 10 & Sat 11.