1A Whampoa St, Hung Hom, 2362 1279.

The burger at this cha chaan teng was a real wildcard. Cheap ($9) and cheerful, it came with grilled onions and mayo. What our tasters said: “Tastes like dog food... Thank god there’s no juice... The bun is stale like week-old supermarket bread... I would pay not to eat this burger again.”

Meat: 0/10
Bun: 1/10
Toppings: 1/10
Value: 1/10
Overall taste: 0/10 The worst burger we have ever, ever, ever tasted.

Ten best take-out burgers in town:
Mos Burger, Japanese Ingenuity
McDonald’s, The Market Cornerer
Burger King,By Royal Decree
Shake ’em Buns, X-Rated
Monster Burger, Creature feature
Atomic Patty, Best of LKF
Burger Republic, Independence Day
Big Bite, The chefs’ choice
Wow! Burger, Almost famous
BurgeRoom, Top of the class

Also reviewed:
Gourmet Burger Union
Freshness Burger
Triple O's
Toppings
Cul-De-Sac
Archie B's
Si Sun Fast Food

See also: The United Nations of Burger
                  The Burger Boom