Shake ’em Buns, X-Rated
The menu delights in perverting the humble burger with descriptions such as ‘Cushin’ for the Pushin’, ‘Gang Bang’ and ‘Debbie Does Dallas’. We ordered their ‘Missionary’ burger ($48), which was a straight-forward 1/3-pound patty in a toasted bun topped with mayo, tomato and romaine lettuce.
What our tasters said: “Good quality ground beef... Perfectly medium-well done... The patty’s a bit too small for the bun... a smaller bun would have been better... The lettuce and tomato could have been fresher, and they should go easier on the mayo... I hope the serving girl washed her hands between handling money at the till and adding our toppings... It’s a great patty in mediocre surroundings – kinda like a hot girl with an ugly boyfriend.”
Meat: 8/10
Bun: 7/10
Toppings: 4/10
Value: 4/10
Overall: 6/10. Something of a missed opportunity this one – a great-quality patty, well cooked, but let down by the poor standard of toppings.
Three locations. We got ours from: Shop 6, 60 Johnston Rd, Wan Chai, 2866 2060; shakembuns.com.
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