Bigger, longer – some might even say engorged – the Adult Asia Expo returns to Macau this fortnight, 80 per cent bigger than last year's comparatively flaccid event. More than 50 sex product suppliers and porn production houses are slated to titillate the Venetian Cotai showroom floor with a byzantine maze of display booths hawking silicone, leather and video sex wares, all designed to plunder orifices, stimulate glands, and flood hormone receptor sites. Japanese and Aussie AV stars pose, perform and offer autographs.
Pictures shout, while words whisper – so here’s your sneak peak of some of the freaky products you can see at the Sexpo.
Lelo Inez Gold Coated in 18k gold and retailing for US$10,000, this is the world’s most expensive consumer vibrator. Grotesquely materialistic and undeniably hot – with this thing, you can actually fuck yourself with your purchasing power (so very Hong Kong).
Stroke 29 Masturbation Crème For the masturbator on the go! Guarantees to leave you messy and vaguely ashamed in a mere 29 strokes. May also give your penis a supple texture and luxurious sheen.
Pricasso This prick who paints paintings with his prick returns to the Sexpo with more prick paintings.
Dick Whip Two-in-one convenience. Utilising both of this unit's functions at the same time would seem to require an improbable amount of athleticism.
Erotic Toy Cleaner For obvious hygiene and odour issues, we strenuously recommend this product to all sex-toy enthusiasts.
Stallion Male Genital Desensitiser The outcome (no pun) of this product is kind of like watching an overlong movie with your eyes closed, if you ask us. But perhaps you’re more generous in bed. In a pinch, four shots of tequila has the same effect.
BadBoys Australia Billed as ‘The Ultimate Ladies Night Out’, this all-male revue aims to send female Sexpo-goers into a frenzy with well-oiled, rock-hard abs and a conspicuously homoerotic stage show.
Yuka Osawa A gaggle of well-known Japanese AV stars strut, pout lips, and dance on poles at their respective porn production studio booths, while also offering autographs and air-kisses (no touching).